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itspeterj4019 karma

Careful. Seagal might not cost as much up front, but he'll double your catering budget.

itspeterj3014 karma

Mr. Cleese,

What do you think is the most IMPORTANT joke you’ve ever written?

itspeterj2495 karma

John Cleese told me a physics joke. That's going on the headstone.

itspeterj588 karma

I think the Space Force holds that title currently.

itspeterj580 karma

A large one.