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itWasForetold53 karma

Did the doctor give you a lollipop? It makes the shots 10x better.

itWasForetold47 karma

Am a pilot, am not required to check passenger manifesto against no fly list on a chartered flight.... one of the perks of private air travel if you have a lot of money.

Customs only catches you coming in.

itWasForetold21 karma

In CA, the portable breathalyzer doesn’t provide evidence, only probable cause.

The evidence comes from the stationary, calibrated, and very expensive machine which is at the station and jail.

itWasForetold12 karma

Yea dude, I know you’re new to this, so we will collectively give you some advice.

The nurse is holding out on you, 100%, and personally I’d go for the green. It’s underrated but super flavorful.

itWasForetold2 karma

The majority of the people you come into contact with are not common criminals. The majority of the people the police come into contact with, are common criminals. That's why the police are there... someone called them to report a crime.