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Yeah, lack of drug tests did miracles back in the day.

Find your engagement ring, wear it. When you meet him or his wife act like you do not know him at all. Keep telling them about your amazing fiance, the father of your future children that is just out "to buy smokes". Repeat that as often as possible. If you have those old pictures where you are together, hang them around the house in big shiny frames, place candles and ribbons around them. Deny any similarities between him and the amazing god like fiance in the pictures. You can add that one of your your hobbies is polishing your gas operated semi-automatic rifle and practice with it in shooting range on weekends. Practice nervous high pitch laugh, use it wisely. Do not break character! Write everything down. You will sell the book and movie rights for bazillions.

Edit: some wording.

The universe doesn't have an infinite beginning, other life forms would have had to evolve at the same rate as we did, you don't just get super genius aliens out of nowhere.

That is assuming we had perfect evolutionary conditions and there can't be better way to evolve than we did here. While it might surprise me if there were life forms out there that intelligence wise would have same gap between us and them as us and ants I could not rule it out as completely impossible.

And besides, why would an alien race that could bend the universe in order to travel throughout galaxies bother to stop by our planet?

Why do you go to zoo?