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invincibubble1064 karma

Let's take a moment, folks, and make sure we're asking the important questions:

WOULD YOU RATHER SLOWLY ACCUMULATE TINY FERRETS IN YOUR POCKETS OVER THE COURSE OF EVERY DAY, OR HAVE BIRD TALONS FOR HANDS?

invincibubble534 karma

You qwop to hell and you die.

FTFY

invincibubble512 karma

EXCELLENT question. They are tiny adolescent ferrets, so they are naturally rebellious and also cranky about their pimples.

invincibubble451 karma

EXCELLENT question. You can not claim them as dependents, but you can write off any purchases towards their upkeep as itemized deductions.

invincibubble449 karma

EXCELLENT question. It would depend on how long you're awake, but it would accumulate at a rate of one ferret per 45 minutes, with the pocket randomly chosen.