internetonsetadd

AMA Team is making me sad.

Using and accepting jewelry bribes to smooth over bumps in a relationship is clichéd, cringey and dysfunctional. 10,000 times more healthy than Scientology though.

Serving Pepsi forces waiters to ask, "Is Pepsi okay?" whenever a customer orders a Coke. By my calculations, this would waste approximately 60 hours a year in an average restaurant where the primary beverage is soda.

Is this is your superhero origin story?

dirty hippies

That's really not fair. They're smelly, too.