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internetalterego966 karma

You should say something like that as a pick up line. Eg: Hey baby, I touch hearts. I can make your heart skip a beat - I promise i'll be gentle (so as not to give you arrhythmia).

internetalterego51 karma

Ah. Cubism. It's a thing - Picasso had it. Nothing to laugh about - it's a serious medical problem affecting those who work with prisms.

internetalterego37 karma

I should have mentioned that the same pick up line does not work with any of the other organs.

internetalterego27 karma

My guess is that an established account has more credibility than a brand new throw-away account created specifically to promote a business.

internetalterego4 karma

That's weird. I studied spanish for 4 years and the professors at my university prescribed very confronting movies - Todo Sobre Mi Mamá, Fresa y Chocolate, Amores Perros, Habla Con Ella - my spanish professors loved their sexy and/or violent movies.