illusoryCognition

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illusoryCognition403 karma

Pretty sure the answer he got was "3"

illusoryCognition42 karma

Doing the triple helicopter is just a nice bonus.

illusoryCognition26 karma

As a proud duck owner, I can say that ducks are machines of SLAUGHTER AND DEATH. If a duck doesn't want you nearby, they have three primary systems. They will either

  • Bite you
  • Hit you with wings
  • Claw you

Yes. Ducks have claws. Mostly for traction, but they can and will draw blood. And don't underestimate the force of a duck's wing strength. They use those bad boys to become airborne, and having something like that swinging at your face is not a fate I'd wish upon my worst enemy. As to the biting, it's not that big of a deal.

Now, that may sound survivable enough. But if this sucker's the size of a horse, we could be dealing with a creature more irritable than Smaug, and twice as likely to kill Hobbits. Also, approximately three times tastier.