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That's why I keep switchblades in my neck folds.

Holy shit, I hope you see this. I found your stand up during a dark time in my life and it really brightened things up for me, and inspired me. I love your style, you are my favorite comedian on the planet. I just wanted to say thank you and I look forward to everything you have next. Hope all is well!

Hi Scott! I have been a fan of Dilbert since I was a little girl. I recall one comic in particular from about ten years ago, when “Pointy Haired Boss” repeatedly slammed his face into a volleyball. I don't recall the context, but it was the funniest thing I had ever seen in my young life. I look up to you and your humor in many ways.

Do you have any advice for a confused college student who is terrified of a future working the 9 to 5 office grind? Any general life advice?

If there could be more simplistic, day-to-day versions of those outfits you posted, I would wear them everyday! Very cool.

Hi there! I'm a creative young adult in the hospitality industry.

This might be a stretch, but I'll ask:

Suppose I want to start my own business. Should I go to college and study business? Are there decent alternatives?