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You are out shopping in Tescos when you suddenly feel the onset of explosive diarrhoea. You make your way to the toilets, and there is only one stall, but thankfully it's empty.

After reliving yourself (and absolutely ruining the toilet), you suddenly discover that there is no toilet paper or paper towels. The only things in the toilet are an air hand dryer, a sink, and a mirror.

What do you do, Emmanuel?

Hi Mark, I hope you're well. I'm a lifelong LFC supporter and a massive fan of yours.
Quick question for you, that has always intrigued me:

When owls have sex, do you think the lady owl ever turns her head 180 degrees so that she's face-to-face with the boy owl when they're doing it doggy style?