iforgotmypen

Every time I've seen you at AWA or DragonCon, just walkin' around, I get all giddy. I even got a picture with you a few years ago when I was dressed as Professor Membrane and you were promoting your wife's new book.

Apart from saying how badass you are, and pelting you with questions about what it's like to work with that reclusive fuck Jhonen, MOSTLY I kind of want to know WHY WON'T YOU EVER SIGN MY TESTICLES

The original auto-tune.

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People kind of missed out on this one.

God damn, /u/mayonesa is really doing some work in this thread sucking the candidate's dick. Are you like his personal assistant or something?