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Although AA may be useful for someone who finds themselves in this situation often, I think what you're going for here is AAA.

Do you really get students that misspell their own name? How often does that happen?

The problem is that you're paying for a ticket to get into the park and go on the rides, but then once you get there you find out the lines take longer than they should because people keep jumping in front of you. I'm no commie, but that just feels wrong.