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ifeelstabby36 karma

A few years ago you did a road trip show where you had a Twin BingĀ® candy bar and thought it was disgusting.

Have you had one since and realized how utterly wrong you were?

ifeelstabby18 karma

Looks like Assange isn't the biggest attention whore in this

ifeelstabby11 karma

How do you decide whether to give me 29%, 30%, or 31% off a purchase? Can I ever get 32% off? Because I would totally buy your product at 32% off.

ifeelstabby3 karma

Starfish are the bottom feeders of the sea. They do nothing but steal food from hard working sea creatures. Why are we trying so hard to save them?

ifeelstabby3 karma

Asshole. You're making the rest of us look lazy.