iceburglettuce

If I ordered one, could you pack it in a wood box with hay/straw, and stamp fragile on it so I can recreate A Christmas Story?

Do people ever get mad at you for looking like Joel Osteen, after telling them you’re not him?

I only ever order the spicy chicken sandwich, I can't imagine I'm alone, what's the most popular thing on the menu?

Chris,

What made you think "you know what? Mandolin, that's my jam."

In theory, how big would a constricting snake need to be to be a real threat to a human?