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so I can get them for cheap myself :P

It really depends on who I'm talking to. If the person seems very conservative or if it's a family friend, I just say I run an online store selling lingerie, which is technically true..

My friends all reacted how I knew they would. They all asked me for free dildos. Go figure.

Yes, penis enhancements.

But it's for homework..

Ok you're right. The last thing I want is to make him all self conscious :(

This one is.. hard.

The toys give me orgasms 100% of the time, but I like foreplay a lot (especially kisses all over), and toys can't do that, so I'd definitely go with the real thing even if it means an orgasm 1 out of 5 times.