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but I wanted gross...

Some fucking birthday...

If it's any consolation, due to the last name I (being non-English native speaking and not used to the name Sharon) thought it was middle eastern and read it as "Zharohn".

It's really weird having this wire-like thing coming out of me and having to be super careful about not snagging it on anything so it doesn't get yanked out of my intestines

As someone who has tried having a tube in their lung twice, and having it pulled on accidentally, I cringe hard at imagining your situation. Best of luck.