iStoned

Please tell me you at least got with one of those hot blondes!

"I just walked into that strip club and they forced me to be the bartender. I couldn't do anything about it!"

Only situation I could see this enslavement working out for me. Or possibly Subway...

Sounds a tad bit like enslavement.

This literally makes me want to go out and start sailing.

How'd you get into all of this?

Hahah I imagine those bunks weren't very comfortable...