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I recently was asked to narrate the works of Marcel Marceau

The French have so many silent letters in their language they left themselves with no choice but to invent mime.

There, I told my own joke to the great J.C.

Prof. Moriarty.

They had mailboxes?

It's an ambition of mine to get a big black overcoat with huge yellow letters on the back: LER, and stand just to the right of a DEA agent, and in front of a news paparazzo.

Thanks. What are relaxant teas? What are the relaxation-inducing the ingredients? Presumably, since tea contains caffeine and caffeine is a stimulant, you're selling decaffinated tea and/or non-tea? Could you enlighten me on this?

Don't take it personally but as a tea drinker (Earl Grey and Lapsang Souchong) I tend to get peeved at people who refer to things that don't come from a tea plant as being "tea". It's just wrong, as in completely incorrect, and that's partly because tea contains caffeine - a drug that can have a not-insignificant effect on behavior. In Canada where I live, the term "infusions" seems to have sprung up as the collective term for what used to be called herbal teas. I've always hated that when someone offers me tea, I need to say, "Do you mean actual tea, or herbal tea?" because it makes me feel like I'm being picky about something that's being offered out of politeness and kindness. It's not the generally acceptable response.