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This is a question for Dave, Asa and Val:

I have designed a revolutionary device for the purpose of inserting cocaine into girl's buttholes, consensually. However I'm having a few technical issues that I would like cleared up before investing in a prototype.

The first design is a twin tubed proboscis. The first tube being the manual delivery chamber, through which the payload (cocaine) is launched into the butthole with a short, sharp breathe, much like the tribal blow guns found in the Amazon that launch darts into animal prey.

The second tube exists to offset the air pressure created by the launch, lest there be any blowback effect. To achieve this safegaurd, the second tube will extend away from the nose, mouth and face of the user at a 90 degree angle. Once the residual airflow has been displaced, the entire device is withdrawn from the butthole for either reloading or quiet relaxation.

To avoid mixing up the mouthpiece end with the insertion end, they are marked with different colors; the mouthpiece end being electric blue and the insertion end being cobalt blue.

The second design is a rubber bladder system, that once inserted flaccid into the butthole, is then inflated with a hand pump (similar to those found on blood pressure test machines), creating what I like to call “the chasm effect”, also known as ‘gape junior”.

It’s shaped like an elongated donut within a padded steel framework. The framework creates a workstation platform once the device is at maximum inflation and the ‘chasm effect’ has reached it’s peak. A book light extends from a crane attached to the platform, and provides for easy deposit of the payload, which is sprinkled into the chasm from a salt shaker.

The final design is a traditional buttplug, with a hole through the centre into which the payload is injected via liquid syringe. I suppose that a male version of all 3 designs could be made, however it would necessitate a prostate engagement system to achieve full functionality.

Each of you three brings different skills, perspectives and knowledge to the table. I call out to you, the brain-trust of Dave, Asa and Val, to adjudicate on which design I should invest in for prototype?

Do you think people value relationships less in the generation than in your own?

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Hi Asa,

A. Could you please explain female bisexuality as you see it? B. How romantically involved could you personally become with a woman?

I wanted to submit this question to "Ask Asa" originally, so please feel free to take this question to the show for the segment :-)

PS - I can always tell when you find something really fucking funny on DVDASA, and I can't help but break out a huge smile when you do!

Before Israel was even declared a state there was a long history of Islamic aggression against Jewish populations in the area. In fact a major Islamic leader of Jerusalem, Husseini, was a close ally of Hitler and they met publicly to discuss the prospect of extending the "final solution" to Palestine once Europe had been 'cleansed'. This preceded any Israeli borders or settlements.

To what extent does your generation conceive Islam to be a driving force in the current state of the conflict?