hungerjohnson

Wait, my mom, brother, and grandma have this...

I had no idea this was rare.

This would be would be wonderful if you could draw, as I don't have the story telling skills to properly explain this.

It all started at about one in the morning, I had decided to depart from the building, and on my journey to safety this thorn bush materialized out of fucking nowhere and stood right in the path to the point of refuge-obviously challenging me to a duel; without time to react, I struck down upon the bush with the power of a thousand suns, the bush fought valiantly, but was no match for my ancient xiaolin "hopelessly scramble my way out of the bush" technique. The battle lasted centuries, but in seconds it was over; I had come out as the victor of the battle, with battle wounds omnipresent upon my body, and with parts of the victim's flesh still attached to my jacket.

TL;DR I fell in a thorn bush