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We actually didn't pitch. We got on Craigslist and hired a freelance druid to cast a desire spell on the Disney brass. Best 65 bucks we ever spent.

Okay, here's a tip for everyone. Those Southern Peanut Farmers are ROLLING IN CASH. They'll throw a couple mill' at anything with two legs. So yes, we did sell out. Yes, we can be easily bought. Yes, our yachts do have fancy Japanese toilets.

You know. Now that I read that out of context I see how that can be taken the wrong way. Pickle has a pet bird named "L'il Pickle", clearly that's what he's talking about. Oh and he's uncut.

Disney has been very tolerant of us, but we definitely kept the S&P department busy. We only got individual episodes banned in four different countries, so that was good. They secretly love us I'm sure.

ALERT! FAKE NEWS!!!