howdoigethome

Yeah, we want to eat entire turkeys without chewing.

I had my throat cut once and I was pretty sure I was going to die. I can't explain the feeling very well, but it was an extreme since of calm. I just accepted I was probably going to bleed to death and felt nothing. The cut didn't even hurt.

People will think I'm making this up so here's a picture of the scar https://imgur.com/FsyDyPL .

If you can't find it then I'll crack it for you.

Sometimes I go over his house and breath heavily over his shoulder while he writes

Try licking his ear once.

I'd volunteer to crack it for fun if the author doesn't care.