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howdoigethome219 karma

Yeah, we want to eat entire turkeys without chewing.

howdoigethome46 karma

I had my throat cut once and I was pretty sure I was going to die. I can't explain the feeling very well, but it was an extreme since of calm. I just accepted I was probably going to bleed to death and felt nothing. The cut didn't even hurt.

People will think I'm making this up so here's a picture of the scar https://imgur.com/FsyDyPL .

howdoigethome13 karma

If you can't find it then I'll crack it for you.

howdoigethome10 karma

Sometimes I go over his house and breath heavily over his shoulder while he writes

Try licking his ear once.

howdoigethome7 karma

I'd volunteer to crack it for fun if the author doesn't care.