heyitsryan

how do you think you rank in a hugging competition between you and all of the other top strongman competitors? I feel like you would be high up in the rankings but I think Rob kearney would give you a run for your money. Criteria would be hug strength, fluffiness and comforting but not creepy back rubbing mid hug.

follow up question. Can I get a hug?

I was in Playboy and all I got were these lousy sweaters.

Bring it in.

Where do you get your amazing sweaters and how many of them do you have in your collection?