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heyhermano231603 karma

I can just see his shoulders shaking when he laughs alone in his house.

I was all "oh man, hilarious! Poor pathetic George Clooney!!!"

Then I realized that he may be laughing alone in his house, but his house is on Lake Como and his guest bathroom is probably roughly the size of my entire apartment.

So... joke's on me I guess.

heyhermano231246 karma

Heeey Hermano!

heyhermano23962 karma

Hey Nick! I saw you at the Canadian Canoe Museum last year and your Q&A was hilarious and informative.

My question is about the very gorgeous Mrs Offerman. How'd you guys meet? What's her stance on canoes?

heyhermano23186 karma

They gave us chocolate, cookies, and hugs. And this was my first taste of freedom.

Imagine how good those chocolates and cookies tasted? And how sweet the hugs felt? It's like a literal feeling of freedom!

heyhermano23176 karma

Don't make me feel worse than I already do!