helpful_hank

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helpful_hank1098 karma

Hi Hilary,

I once traveled 300 miles to attend the birthday party of a girl who said her cousin married your cousin, and that now you're close friends and the party was going to be at your house. When I got there (Sunset Boulevard area), she didn't answer her phone all night. Her name is Sarah, and she turned 18 in November 2010. Was she lying?

Thanks!

P.S. Yes, I realize I'm a moron.

helpful_hank105 karma

Damn right you do!

helpful_hank30 karma

/r/synchronicities.

That one is out there.

helpful_hank22 karma

and yet, she's gone after only a half an hour.

God dammit, are you serious? I had the best question...

helpful_hank20 karma

Interesting that the line immediately preceding the stunt is "If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."