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W-Worse that can happen is can I spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy in the... the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on! Oh. Why don’t I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?!

Fun fact: counter to popular belief, Neanderthals actually had larger brains than Homo Sapiens.

Bonus fun fact: people with higher Neaderhal DNA tend to have more reactive immune systems. It's both a blessing and a curse, they are more likely to have allergies, but their immune systems also have greater reactivity to pathogens.

Or hawk and owl feathers if memory serves.

Were you disappointed to see Jason Bateman fail to keep his wealthy family together after they lost everything?

They temporarily furloughed a coworker of mine, turns out that her temporary furloughment was only temporarily temporary.. and is now permanent.

I'm sure that her case is much more common than people realize.