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hashtag_lives_matter214 karma

He didn't. He's full of shit.

If that were the case, I started programming at 2 when I changed the channel knob on our black and white television when my mother was watching her soap operas, expecting the channel to change, but was greeted with the unintended result of yelling and a swat on my ass.

hashtag_lives_matter37 karma

Nobody reads newsletters!

hashtag_lives_matter7 karma

What are your thoughts about people suddenly caring about the rain forest burning, when this has been happening for decades?

To me, it seems like people assumed the rain forest never burned because hurr durr rain but obviously that isn't the case.

hashtag_lives_matter-35 karma

I wouldn't be here today without her.

Technically, none of us would be here without our mothers.