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I ordered a case of pills a few weeks ago and they haven't arrived yet, can you help me?

They're for my cousin's cousin.

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50/50 chance of war or peace, I already know it.

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Does the paint dry by the end of the movie? I'm curious but I don't want to watch 9 hours of it just to know.

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Hey, they're small, not non-existent. My cousin's cousin's testicles, that is.

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My anecdote about that particular situation is how the Soviet Union occasionally struggled with demotivated workers because there wasn't unemployment.