happystamps

Have you ever thought about printing 3d images of peoples faces onto dummy heads with a fuckable mouth? I've always wanted to fuck Bono in his smug face, you see. Bastard.

I was once given the opportunity to ask Brian Blessed this very question. He was doing a talk in our city cathederal. His response- "I'll take the little nippers, I've got over 4000 rescue ducks at home!"

Your upside- down stair climbing troupe?

Rest in peace, Streetlamp.

but... Surely there's a club! No? Ah, shit.