halibut1234

Hello Mr. Brown. I know you from one of my favorite cartoons of my childhood, SpongeBob SquarePants, and I have to ask: what is the origin of you saying things like 'spatuler' instead of 'spatula' or 'laver' instead of 'lava'?

You can answer one or both if you want.

If you had to pick 5-10 favorite number ones you have covered thus far, what would they be?

Of your older, more brief columns, which one do you most regret not diving further into as you researched and wrote it.

Thank you for answering both! I obsessively binged your columns up to 1989 last summer and have been making it a part of my MWF morning routine ever since.

Tom, what is your least favorite SpongeBob episode?