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gymnasticRug176 karma

Is your dog a workaholic?

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Some guys "gun" or "snipe" and jerk off while talking to female officers and staff, which can get you into a lot of trouble

Hold on. How the fuck does that work. Like concealed beating off inside their pants, or just like whipping it out. Or in their cells like "hello, you've just walked in on me beating off, please have a chat?"

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Yeah, the media really likes to make it seem like people are more offended by things than they actually are.

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They aren't telling you what they're doing because it's a horrid concept and they just want your money

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TIFU by choking on dick in the supermarket