guruscotty

Loved you FOREVER... I'm now a 46-year-old straight man. And I just now learned you're gay.

And I love you just as much... Maybe more. Thank you for all the laughs.

When I put something on my wish list, does it get sent to the nearest distribution center?

I ordered a crockpot on my wishlist three weeks ago and it arrived in less than 24 hours (after selecting 3-day shipping).

I’m guessing they get irritated, but I would think pissing off a cricket isn’t a big deal. Unless, you know, he has a bunch of friends and they decide to camp outside your windows for s few weeks.

Strange thing to do, but a strange thing for a nation to get worked up about. They also eat vegamite, so we already know they’re loopy to begin with.

dang -- people say I'm nuts, but that would be awesome. Wish I could make the same money doing what you're doing.

I'm considering the vest for 1) losing weight, 2) being able to run my AC a tiny bit less on the hottest part of the day at the peak of summer.