gurry

You had me until you stirred it. Now it's too sweet!

we rig fire hoses over the side

I couldn't help but think you do this so the pirates will think they've found a "rope" with which to board the ship--then you turn on the water and they go flinging around while Yakety Sax plays over your PA speakers.

One question. Did this AMA work out like you expected it to?

Doyle & Debbie show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8ZcbE3ETHU

She kills in Shameless.