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gulpeg3082 karma

Hey Keanu. In 1993 I went to LA, and on my way back from illegally visiting the Hollywood sign, I accidentally landed in your yard. Metallica was blaring on your stereo as you were fixing your Norton motorcycle. I asked you for the quickest way out to get a cab, and you pointed towards your fence. My friend and I were a little star struck, and just stood there. You said that you'd offer us a ride, but showed your dirty hands to show you were busy. I then asked you if you were the guy from Bill and Ted's and you replied with a "kyaaa".

I know it was a short interaction, and I was most likely bothering you, but I still wanted to thank you for that..

I also remember your garage door windows were spray painted with "merry Christmas" and "Joyeux Noel"

Edit: just remembered it was a Norton motorcycle

gulpeg2251 karma

That's what she said

gulpeg1963 karma