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guess_twat260 karma

Because you are not showing off your "poor, gimped body" and only your very attractive face, I though I would ask if you have trouble finding sex partners? Do you feel like you have to overly assure people it will be ok to pursue sex with you because of your handicap?

guess_twat188 karma

I actually read on the internet so it must be true that someone actually did an analysis of the chicken batter with a dual-column gas chromatograph, Hewlett-Packard model 5710a with flame analyzing detectors (I stole that from My Cousin Vinny) but it was some sort of high tech equipment. It only detected Pepper, Salt and Flour.

guess_twat145 karma

Only two consensual sex partners seems to indicate you have had at least one non-consensual sex partners?

guess_twat104 karma

Well thats a bummer but at least you overcame.

guess_twat37 karma

Only on the floor model.