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greatestNothing332 karma

This is widely regarded as one of the worst movies ever. For kicks one day I put it on for my wife and she actually stayed awake for the whole thing. She LIKED it.

While we're still happily married she's permabanned from picking any movies at the theater.

greatestNothing7 karma

The penis is designed to pull out other sperm, so statistically the one that went second would be the father.

greatestNothing7 karma

So far the only thing you've said that has made sense. Weed isn't a gateway drug, it's a gateway incarceration.

greatestNothing5 karma

Can you unban me? username greatestNothing

I promise I'll be good this time.

greatestNothing4 karma

Simple fact remains, you put yourself in danger for no reason. He was behind the steel talking shit..so what? No reason to open the door. What you did was irresponsible and could have put more than your life on the line. That's what you're not considering. What if you had gotten not yourself killed but your partner that came to your aid because you were the "dumbass guard" that let a seemingly violent inmate out that had just threatened to kill you and then turned your back on him. I'm glad you're no longer employed in corrections, if only for your co-workers that no longer have you there to get them into unsafe situations.