goonscape

He was not some loonie who goes around to other peoples shows dressed as a wizard, it was part of the act.

I remember being in grade 4, eating my chicken leg and like 4 extra pieces of garlic toast cause everyone except me thought it was shitty,

and then a huge bunch of smoke and shit goes off in the middle of the sand trap that is called a stage, and this wizard dude walked out like some budget bastardized dumbledore.

His reebok pumps were sometimes obscured by his robe while he was mostly stationary but everyone in the class was laughing because the wizard was wearing some dope ass kicks.

yo dude i went to see this bullcrap for a field trip once and the wizard who walked out in velvet robes and a ridiculous beard was wearing reebok pumps.

How do you explain that?

With your goddamn precious lance?