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Man, that is some buuuullshit from the mods at /r/askreddit. I really think that's enforcing the rules for the sake of the rules, instead of enforcing the rules to safeguard the nature of the sub/community. I think we can all agree that spam is shit and we don't want it, but anyone with more than two brain neurons firing at once can distinguish spam from a reddit-wide joke. They're totally missing the point of the rules, and now you can't contribute to askreddit (which is a shame, as you've shared several entertaining stories before).

I know all of this has gone through your head already. It just makes me angry and I needed to vent somewhere. Good job /r/askreddit mods.

About how much time does your ongoing war with the scorp corp take?

Well I've never actually met Vince, Bryan or Aaron if that's what you're wondering...

Oh just send me a bunch of originals, man. I'm very good friends with Vince, Bryan, Aaron, the whole gang! Don't even worry about it, you're welcome.