gnomestress

Olive Garden. Butthole. Meow. crazy sound effect

I'd also love to see Shane on Rogan again!

That's because you consider women people

Or Softcup - that way there's no visible sign at all. Diva has a little nub at the bottom that can protrude.

Cat piss is a tough one. Clean the carpets professionally but be prepared to replace them, the padding, and possibly some of the wood underneath (if it's concrete underneath, wash with a bleach solution). Get a blacklight. After cleaning something, look at it again in the dark under the blacklight. If it glows it goes. When the blacklight test comes up clean everywhere, have the ducts cleaned and repaint.

Source: bought a home on the cheap from a lady with some naughty cats.