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Cumberland is an area in England, a traditional Cumberland sausage is massive and difficult to get in your mouth all at once. Up to 21 inches at times.

Pork meatballs are not beef, definitely pork.

My brain was like "wut" but then I noticed the rainbow flag and understood it was sarcasm.

Nah, see, tipping still happens in many countries where staff get paid appropriately.

Even college is acceptable but only with an Irish accent

OK, with some ZOOM! ZOOM! ENHANCE! power, I found a website and the words "I agree with the SJC", The website no longer exists, but the first result in Google for the phrase is an old Reddit post of this exact photo. Top comment explains that it is about the Supreme Justice Court of Massachusetts' decision to allow gay marriage, so this woman is definitely supporting it.

edit: I totally found it before you found it too. But high fives all around for being internet detectives!