gjs278

why does this book cost money

we kept the records for LE

we delete them for real tho

sorry officer, can't provide it cuz he paid the $19 LOL

yeah right

also, your entire website is apparently running on no backups. or you modify your backups in the past to delete the one record (you don't)

I am sure deep down in the servers you'll find every profile that ever existed if the cops require seeing it.

if the cops can see it, so can the hackers...

Here's a profile I made for a co-worker recently. Since uploading it he has had sex 4 times and he's had one threesome. This is all true. I will make him come here and confirm it:

it's true

oh geez. well I had already slept with both girls independently. one with Sloane's profile, Amy, one with my own, Beth. It was a saturday. I had lunch at chilis with Beth, we just hangout sometimes. As I was leaving my house, Amy texts me asking to hangout. I knew that meant she wanted to do it. Amy's a vegetarian so I told her to meet me at a grocery store similar to Whole Foods and we just ate sushi and from the salad bar.

While I was with Beth, she told me she wanted to check out Amy. So I said sure, just wait until we are sitting down, casually walk by and "spot me" and I'll introduce you. They hit it off pretty quickly, and as Amy goes to the bathroom, I turn to Beth and say, "we should have a threesome. she's going to have sex with me right after this." Beth had never had a threesome, and doubted that Amy would be into it. I said neither have I, and I bet she would.

Amy sits down, and Beth just straight up asks her if she would ever have a threesome. Amy says she's never had one, but sure. I immediately say fine, this table is going to have a threesome. Let's make a pact.

We drive to a local redneck bar, purchase three $1 pbrs, and take a sip from each can. It's on. We soon leave for my house. Beth is nowhere to be seen. Amy and I go inside waiting for her. Beth shows up with 3 tall cans of Summer Shandy. That was the official threesome drink of the night. I turn on Pink Floyd's The Wall movie to cover the noise. Amy and I start. Beth is hesitant. Amy tells her to either put up or get out, so they makeout. Yada yada yada, by the time The Wall was over, we had officially become members of the threesome club.