gilligvroom

The little tab on the top of these is for opening soda cans.

You shouldn't stab yourself in the fingers, friend.

But I'm glad someone else knows what that thing is for. My friends all had mind explodey moments when they saw me doing it once. (I was opening sodas for a potluck thingie and after the first ten, my fingers were sore.)

I saw someone I used to work with get out of a ticket because he had his watch on. The cop pulled up his jacket sleeve a little, showed his, smiled and bid us a good day.

Is "cremains" still considered an "insensitive" term to use when addressing the family of the deceased?

I may be mistaken, but don't you retain your karma score even if you delete a comment? So if you go on a rampage and get downvoted to shit and delete them all, your comment score is still abysmal?