ghostbackwards

get drunk and drink the pancake mix.

Yikes. This is quite an awkward AMA.

if you were to have a phone number what would it consist of?

• 1. Who is your favorite Mad Men character?
• 2. What are your thoughts on current teen stars who have twitter and facebook as outlets? How will they ever have privacy? Teen stars in the 80's had mail fan clubs but these kids are tied to the fans minute by minute. How will they get over that?
• 3. Do you remember Max Showalter? He lived in my small town and as a kid I always thought he was the coolest dude because he got to tell you a knock knock joke. He was a rad old man.
• 4. Has your husband ever worn a sweater vest like Jake Ryan and wooed you?
• 5. Have you ever been told on the street why someone would want to steal a screw?

Did you really just make this picture?