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Portal 2: Episode 1

He won't date these girls because they're porn actresses. These other girls won't date him because he's a porn actor.

Hey now. All the best American freedom is made in China.

That's like two women per month for 12 years. It's not unattainable but that's a lot of hard work.

Someone should invent solar panels that look like pizzas.