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Shitty underscore watercolour.

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I'm already nude.

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I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Hahahaha Will you prankster you.

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Well, sir, there's nothing on earth

Like a genuine,

Bona fide,

Electrified,

Six-car

CABLE CAR! ...

What'd I say?

CABLE CAR!

What's it called?

CABLE CAR!

That's right! CABLE CAR!

I hear those things are awfully loud...

It glides as softly as a cloud.

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

What about us brain-dead slobs?

You'll all be given cushy jobs.

Were you sent here by the devil?

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

The ring came off my pudding can.

Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Springfield's only choice...

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

CABLE CAR!

What's it called?

CABLE CAR!

Once again...

CABLE CAR!

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

CABLE CAR!

CABLE CAR!

CABLE CAR!

CABLE CAR!

CABLE... D'oh!

ggg730437 karma

Just so you know, the hatred isn't directed at you. Reading your answers leads me to believe you are a good dude. I might hate Jar Jar but you are the best Ahmed I know.