get_me_ted_striker

"Free" as in a $2000 option.

It's only included as "standard" if you get the big battery (which of course costs extra).

Basic economics; they're not in the business of giving shit away.

Mostly soup. I can see the chowder bypass, and the emergency bisque shutoff valve.

At times I'm not proud of the West, but my god we do make a good tracksuit.

Not that I wish I was in any war, but that story alone is more interesting than pretty much my whole life.