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germanyjr112124 karma

too graphic:

oozes out

less graphic:

tons of dick pics in various stages of erection, bruising, bloating

germanyjr11280 karma

You're a great salesman, ya'know...

germanyjr11232 karma

In Colorado, you're always high.

germanyjr1127 karma

Counting your 21s?

germanyjr1121 karma

Not much of a question but I thought I'd let you know how much we love Scheming Weasel. My friend emailed you about us torturing our librarian with it. Do you remember us??!! We got your reply and we all yelled hysterically when she told us about it. So much excitement was had that day. We all love you and everybody freaked out when I told them about this AMA. :) Thanks again for the entire year of laughs and tears of laughter at the confused face of our librarian.