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geraldineparsonsmith3457 karma

My husband wants "Come On Up To The House" played at his funeral but the joke's on him because I smoke non-filters and will surely not be around for that.

geraldineparsonsmith236 karma

I see y'all in your big truck shopping relatively frequently at my local and it has NEVER occurred to me that someone would complain about that. And I love complaining about things.

I mean, fucking DUH.

geraldineparsonsmith163 karma

They "get in there". Wherever there is hair, that's where they get.

geraldineparsonsmith44 karma

My neighbor raises cattle and receives subsidies; about 30k a year.

Perhaps he receives it for something else I can't see.

eta: I was mistaken. It is a grant for something else relating to the land. I apologize for my mistake!

geraldineparsonsmith42 karma

Shhh, iz ok bb.

Dem just words. We know the real ye.