garion911

You're not trying to manipulate me.

Well..... They are, just in a way that you want :)

I have a story and phone calls.... I worked for a company that Tickets.com eventually bought. We had the phone number 1800-9447277.. Which had the easiest to remember letter version: 1800-WHIP-ASS.

We had all sorts of phone calls where people would leave messages.. One dude kept calling for Candy, another asking about his whiskey soaked condoms. I recall another one about lamb skin condoms too..

Looks the number still goes to Tickets.com.

Would a 3-way switch just confuse the Companion? I guess I mean, does it realize that the light is actually on, and thats the what owner wanted, or is it "the owner wanted the light switch 'up'" ?

There's a singer that sounds just like you, named John Forgerty... Have you thought about suing him?