fuzzycommie

How can I make sure that my corpse can make these sounds after I pass away do you think if I were to get dotted lines tattooed on certain portions of my body and add "WHEN I DIE, CUT ALONG THE DOTTED LINES AND SQUEEZE" into my will that I could legally be turned into a musical instrument?

I'm ready to commit to a life of cholesterol for this.

Also, when you get to basic training, always remember to double salute for planes. Once for the pilot and once for the co-pilot as they are both commissioned officers.

You were so prompt in your response that I feel like crap and I regret to inform you that I was lying. Do not double salute the aircraft. You will get yelled at.

However, do bring a clipboard with you. The sturdiest one you can find. You're going to need it throughout basic and potentially through Airman's Week depending on the facilitators you're assigned.

Good luck. Aim High, Fly, Fight, Win.

Also, slamming a protein bar down at the snake pit and yelling the flavor you want does not earn you another protein bar.

You may not understand what these things mean yet, but you'll learn.

Also you want dayroom crew. Not laundry, not latrine, not utility.

Bed aligner is also acceptable.

Those are called bagels.

I was in Disneyland. Trust me, I know exactly how prominent it is.

But we had guys trying to convince sneaker weekers to walk up and yell things.

I was simply providing a friendly warning. Gotta be a good wingman, after all.