futuresushi

"because of reasons" is just a really good phrase

One of my housemates is one of those people

The Porp vs. President Bird

An extreme battle of political influence (and kisses)

Having played it in several bars I will tell you that you will get hella weird looks but it's so so worth it. Also take out the cards AFTER eating chicken wings

Did you put the Brodyquest sticker I gave you to good use yet?